Grandpa: I'd like to buy two hearing aids, please.
Shopkeeper: Sure, that would be $5.99 sir.
Grandpa: What...? What did you say?
Shopkeeper: I said, that would be five ninety nine, sir.
Grandpa: WHAT? I can't hear you!
Shopkeeper: You need to pay me FIVE NINETY NINE!
Grandpa: WHAT?!
Shopkeeper: Ugh! You know what, you can have them for free *Shoves the hearing aids into the old man's hands*
And that my friends, is how old people get what they want.
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